3 Reasons Why Not To Dress Like a Ho
Wednesday, October 19, 2011 at 12:04AM 
Ho, ho, ho! No, Christmas hasn’t come early this year. I’m referring to many of the women of Los Angeles. I wasn't sure whether I should write about how not to dress like a ho or why not to dress like a ho. One would think that the how is fairly simple: wear age-appropriate clothing that is appropriate in length, don't show too much cleavage, and don’t wear tight clothing. Fairly simple. And yet, I look around Los Angeles and see plenty of women who think that dressing like they’re on the cover of Maxim or Playboy is perfectly acceptable. Newsflash, ladies, its not!
Another way to put it is: go to the bar of Mastro's any evening between 10pm and closing time, note the skanky chicks with the airbrushed and bejeweled ultra long fingernails, Pamela Anderson hair, transvestite makeup, and dresses that look like they've been spray painted on, and do the opposite! Now that we covered how not to dress like a ho, here are 3 reasons why not to dress like a ho:
1. It Sends The Wrong Message: Unless, the message you’re trying to send is $500 for an hour in your hotel room, anal is extra. A quality man will immediately write you off as being nothing more than an easy lay if you dress trashy. And he won’t respect you in the morning. In fact, he will be long gone by the time you’re ready for your first Starbucks. Intelligent women know that being respected and on equal ground with your man is critical to a long-lasting relationship—or a relationship of any kind, for that matter. Take heed to Aretha’s great lyrics and make sure the message you send is one of respect. If you want him to respect you (which, by the way, you do) then show some respect for yourself!
2. It Leaves Nothing To The Imagination: When you're spilling it all out there for everyone to see, a man doesn't have to imagine what you'd look like naked. And if he already knows what you look like naked, well, that just takes all the fun out of it. Men find it sexier when they can fantasize about the curves of your body rather than see them. Also, let’s be real ladies, if you’re not keeping your body in tip-top shape, having everything spilling out (in a bad way) gives him more reason not to ask you out or try and take it to the next level. Wear form-fitting clothing, instead of tight clothing, and remember that a good man is not going to want to share you with every other man. Coming across demure will make him feel more special when you peel down to your La Perla.
3. It Disgraces All Women: Women these days have it hard enough dealing with the Wonder Woman complex: the expectation placed on them by society that they must be sex kittens, mother, wife, dog-walker, cook, personal assistant, maid and earn a 6-figure salary. We work hard for our money—and not in the way the Pointer Sisters implied. Women’s lib increased the expectations on women ten-fold, but it also gave us more choices and more respect. If you dress like a ho, you’re reinforcing the stereotype that women are only good for one thing (well, four things if you count hand jobs, blow jobs and anal). By making yourself look bad, you bring down the national average and make us all look bad!
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Reader Comments (8)
If you are looking to be promiscuous then dress that way but if you want to give off the vibe that you are monogamous then dress for the occasion lol
ROFL! You are too funny. I loved reading this blog. Thank you!
In L.A. you are what you drive and wear, which often scores the requisite points to get you noticed. And isn't that what many Westsiders ultimately want? Love "Blow Me," btw
Assuming a girl has nice boobs, there is no such thing as too much cleavage. One of the best dates I ever had, the girl had amazing cleavage. She bent over to pick something up, they literally popped out, and very quickly we both had all of our clothes off.
“It leaves nothing to the imagination.”
I am not a very imaginative person.
As for the dress like a nun approach that Lennis advocates, it’s a competitive field out there. In LA, there are tons of young gorgeous women. At a party, if an Alpha male has a choice between a girl in a scimpy outfit and Lennie’s cover it all up approach, most males will choose the girl in a scimpy outfit.
Your wearing scimpy clothing does not degrade other women. It’s your choice how to dress.
This post should be titled “One of the 500 reasons that I, Lennie Ross, am not married and never will be.”
How about one of the 500 reasons would never marry a man/child like you.
What's to say I am not married. Ever think that I just write about being single. Sticks and stones.... Unimaginative guy. You don't have to label yourself as unimaginative. That's rather obvious by how you choose to express yourself.
Ladies, this is the kindly quality gent you attract by dressing like a ho. You're welcome to him. I make it a point not to date below my IQ level which is Mensa.
Dude, Lennie does not say dress like a nun. She says dress like a woman not like a bimbo. You deserve what you get, which is NOT MUCH other than a hefty rack. Disgrace to men. Your comment reads like a Penthouse forum article or an Erotic Review. Sure, if you want to date ho's then you're on the right track... but if you want a quality person to spend your life with then heed to lennie's advice. something tells me you're just into getting your dick sucked and don't really care whose doing the sucking.
Alpha male? Alpha fucking male who can't spell SKIMPY... that kind of says it all. Loser!
Eww....where is the dislike button when u need it. Unimaginative=pathetic.