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Saturday
Oct082011

Wouldn't It Be Nice? (or... would it?)

I was thinking of a certain man... not a specific man... as much as a type of man I have come across repeatedly...over and over again... during my time in Los Angeles... the type of man who is at the top of his game... successful, in his 60s, and according to him "in his prime". He has everything he could desire... except for that one woman to share it with...the perfect woman...she is eloquent, beautiful, graceful, a size two, 110 lbs, with an amazing body and rock hard abs. She's in her 40s, natural, no synthetics, no fillers, and looks like she's in her early 30s. She is Sasha Grey in the sack, Martha Stewart in the kitchen, and your BFF in every other circumstance. She is for all intents and purposes Wonder Woman.  And, it made me think of this song by the Beach Boys:

Wouldn't It Be Nice...

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older

Then we wouldn't have to wait so long

And wouldn't it be nice to live together

In the kind of world where we belong

NO, WAIT... HOW MUCH WILL THAT COST?!?!

You know its gonna make it that much better

When we can say goodnight and stay together

BUT, WHAT WILL IT COST??? AND WHAT IS SHE GONNA WANT IN THE MORNING?

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up

In the morning when the day is new

And after having spent the day together

Hold each other close the whole night through

BUT, WAIT A MINUTE....THIS IS ONLY OKAY IF IT'S WHAT I WANT... WHERE I WANT... HOW I WANT, CAUSE I'M PAYING FOR IT... THEN IT MIGHT BE OKAY... BUT I DUNNO....

Happy times together we've been spending

I wish that every kiss was neverending

Wouldn't it be nice

WOULD IT BE? I'M NOT SURE, DEPENDS WHAT SHE WANTS FROM ME...EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING...ALL THESE WOMEN WANT SOMETHING.... I JUST WANT TO GET MY DICK SUCKED AND HAVE SOME WOMAN TELL ME HOW WONDERFUL I AM EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY AND BASICALLY GIVE UP HER LIFE TO SHADOW ME AND BE THERE FOR ME AT MY BECK AND CALL...BUT IT WOULD ALL DEPEND ON WHAT SHE WANTS FROM ME, BECAUSE IF SHE WANTS ANYTHING, I'M NOT SURE IT'S FAIR...

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true

Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do

We could be married

And then we'd be happy

WOULD WE? WOULD WE BE HAPPY...OR WOULD I (the man) BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS HAPPY? AND, IF I'M HAPPY, WHAT DO I CARE?!

Wouldn't it be nice

IT WOULD BE... IF I (the man) LET THE OTHER PERSON (the woman) DREAM AND WANT AND BREATHE AND FEEL...BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN DO THAT... I'M AFRAID I WILL HAVE NOTHING LEFT AND THAT IT WONT BE FAIR AND YET I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE IN THE SITUATION AND I HOLD ALL THE CARDS, BUT STILL.... WOULDN'T IT BE NICE?!? 


Da dah da dah da da dah...

 

 

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Reader Comments (2)

very strange today....I've been around men from 20's-60's....can't seem to find one who just wants a "normal" relationship! It amazes me...the 20's want us older women, the men I'm interested in, late 40's-50's want 20 yr olds & tell me because they don't want relationship, just fun!

October 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDebbie

Are you channeling your inner male? Or, did you grow a penis overnight? Very funny. Wait till "Older Guy" gets a hold of this one.

October 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLisa Whitlock

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