Weinergate, Weinerschnitzel, Add a few marshmallows, and we’ve got a weiner roast! So, Arnold had a kid with the maid and kept it under cover for a decade and Weiner got caught with his pants down. What-ev! All I can say to that is what’s with the tighty-whiteys? Okay, they were gray, but really! You’d think an athletic, sexy man like Weiner would be going commando or wearing Under Armour boxers at the very least. Of course, boxers don’t outline your package quite as brilliantly, but they have much better breathability than Fruit of the Loom. Speaking of fruit, I don’t see much wrong with taking pictures of your private parts—whatever floats your banana…I mean, boat. What’s wrong is being so stupid to think that Twitter or any other web medium is private.
Recently on Real Time with Bill Maher, Janeane Garafalo and Jane Lynch were completely nonplussed by the whole subject and dismissed it as media hype. I’m with Bill Maher and his female guests on this one. Men’s obsession with sex is not a new concept. It’s not an illness. Weiner doesn’t need to go to sex rehab or lose his job. What he needs is to be more careful about the platforms on which he is explicit and the women with whom he decides to trust with his privacy. When a public figure texts or tweets a photo like that, the recipient has the power to completely destroy the sender’s career and personal life.
What we have learned from Schwarzenegger, Edwards and Weiner is that our politicians are healthy, horny American males. Our society is judgmental, hypocritical and puritanical and the media is taking advantage of that to boost ratings. It’s just sex. It's what men do. Popping Viagra like it's candy from a Pez dispenser, surfing Internet porn and frequenting strip clubs is rather typical male behavior. At least, it is in Los Angeles.
What politicians do in their personal lives is none of our business, and if it weren’t for the COMPLETE and utter lack of privacy in our country—don’t get me started on how insane that is—we probably wouldn’t know that Weiner was showing off his weiner and we might not have heard about Arnold’s bastard son. It’s because of the media that Arnold had to hide his affair for 10 years. It was either that or lose his job and God knows we needed him to drive the State of California budget into the ground! If these public figures have not engaged in illegal activity (like Spitzer), does it really matter who they are f*cking or sexting or showing their dicks to? I think it’s ridiculous that Weiner had to resign. I think it’s more ridiculous that his name is Weiner. The sexual promiscuity of our politicians has nothing to do with their job performance. What matters is if they f*ck us with their politics. If they do their job well, who cares what they’re doing behind closed doors or in front of their computers. For God’s sake, let them have a private life!
For what it’s worth, Anthony Weiner is one sexy dude. I wouldn’t mind getting a photo of his dick on my iPhone—though I’d much prefer seeing it in the flesh!