Silent Night, Horny Night…
Saturday, December 25, 2010 at 12:01AM Why women should ban the one-night stand.
During the holidays, we are prone to being lonely and more vulnerable than usual. Thanksgiving gave us time to reflect on those things we are thankful for. With Christmas and New Year’s upon us, we obsess over the things we didn’t accomplish and desperately try to fill the voids in our lives. If one of those voids happens to be “boyfriend”, we can make some downright foolish decisions. That’s why it’s important to keep your panties on this holiday season. Don’t start spreading your legs for every Tom, Dick and Horny you meet between now and the end of the year. It’s not going to land you a husband and will most assuredly land you an STD. You’re familiar with the old adage, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” I don’t like referring to any woman as a cow – although a few who have crossed me are deserving of the nomenclature – the point of the expression is what’s important. What guy is going to take a woman seriously if he can get what he wants without consequence?