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Entries in Infidelity (3)


The Condom Thing

What is it with men that they will stick their dick in pretty much anything without a cover and without a thought? I’m often asked when is it okay to discuss the condom thing.  Really? The condom thing? You mean, the “do you trust me enough that I won’t give you an STD” thing? In my opinion, it is never appropriate to discuss the condom thing, because most men (and women) are completely naïve about STDs, their transmission, symptoms and frequency of occurrence.

Did you know, for example, that due to Los Angeles’ prolific porn industry there is a specific California strain of Gonorrhea that is resistant to strong antibiotics such as Levaquin and Cipro, which used to knock pretty much everything out of the park. Since men, women, and diseases know no geographical boundaries, that same strain of the clap can also be found in New York, Chicago, and pretty much every other city in the world—the occurrence rate still being somewhat higher in California. 

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Sandra Bullock’s Blind Side

Photo courtesy of Made In Hollywood TVA successful screenwriter friend of mine always says that I would make a great actress if only for the fact that I have large eyes, a large head, and a tiny body. In his opinion, most celebrities look like a cross between an alien and a Tim Burton character; their large heads (often filled with even larger egos) teetering on fragile, insecure spines. Take one look at Angelina Jolie’s orb-like eyes and gangly limbs and you might wonder if she fell to earth in a pod.

I find this amusing as I am often told I look like Sandra Bullock. Last year I was actually photographed as the scorned Sandra - anorexia thin from stress - by some tabloid paparazzi photographer. It was either a photo of me or America’s sweetheart has the same dress, sunglasses, shoes and watch, lunches as the same restaurant as I do and dropped 20 lbs within a week after she claimed her Oscar and dumped her husband.

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Drugs, Alcohol and Porn Stars, Oh My...

With all this talk about Charlie Sheen suing porn star Capri Anderson for extortion, and Capri Anderson suing Charlie Sheen for battery, assault, and false imprisonment, it makes one reflect upon Oscar Wilde's statement that “Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life.”  

photo: Angela George for Sharon Graphics © 2009 www.sharongraphics.comThe fact is, Charlie Sheen is a hell of a lot like Charlie Harper, the character he portrays on the CBS show Two and a Half Men.  Which came first, the chicken or the egg…or, should we say, the sitcom star or the porn star? Sheen’s on-screen personal Charlie Harper is always engaging in drunk and disorderly conduct and dating hookers. Sounds an awful lot like what happened recently at the Plaza Hotel. Quick fact: Charlie Sheen’s second wife, Denise Richards, is widely rumored to be an alleged one-time employee of Heidi Fleiss.  Sure, Ms. Anderson claims to be a porn star, not a hooker. But, evidently porn stars do porn in order to market themselves as hookers – it’s called the Porn Star Experience (PSE). And how does one explain her $12,000 fee to hang with Sheen (who was found naked when policed arrived) in his hotel room? Honestly, where does one draw the line in defining ‘sex for money?’  Isn’t that what marriage is all about?  Well, at least that’s what most women lead men to believe until the contract is signed.  Then it becomes ‘no sex for money.’ What’s fascinating is that Charlie Sheen is idolized for being a womanizer both in Life and in Art, if you can call a sitcom art.  I love Two and a Half Men, but tragically Charlie Sheen is only half a man.  The behavior of both the real Charlie and fictional Charlie exemplifies what's wrong with the male psyche in today's society.  Amazing that one of the top sitcoms of this era, which is somewhat of a family show, promotes the chauvinistic, egocentric, asshole mentality of the typical Los Angeles male.  No wonder dating in L.A. sucks the big one - and I’m not talking about the glass dildo Capri Anderson is posing naked with at http://caprianderson.pornblogspace.com/ (caution: click on link at your own risk!).